Your dog is representative of an enemy conspiracy to keep the little guy down. You must not look for it, nor leave your house! Tootsie is a fucking communist! Before you see that dog again, I would recommend acquiring a Mossberg 464 SPX Lever Action Rifle so that when it returns–at it will–you can at least stand a chance of fighting it off.
You should have fed your dog Tenderloin more often. Dogs love tenderloin. Maybe you should try a cat. They require little attention. But they are elusive as shit. Watch out for that. Good luck finding your dog. If he comes back (probably won't), feed it Tenderloin. The good kind. USDA Choice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PDkDqyKXoI @3:54, the cat swimming is why I see this movie as a Tragic Comedy
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should just find another dog, Grandma. It's just one dog after all, you can probably find a better one, stronger, faster.
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ReplyDeleteYour dog is representative of an enemy conspiracy to keep the little guy down. You must not look for it, nor leave your house! Tootsie is a fucking communist! Before you see that dog again, I would recommend acquiring a Mossberg 464 SPX Lever Action Rifle so that when it returns–at it will–you can at least stand a chance of fighting it off.
How is this so? My little tootsie? Turned EVIL? IT CANT BE TRUE! do you have any more information????
DeleteYou should have fed your dog Tenderloin more often. Dogs love tenderloin. Maybe you should try a cat. They require little attention. But they are elusive as shit. Watch out for that. Good luck finding your dog. If he comes back (probably won't), feed it Tenderloin. The good kind. USDA Choice.
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